I for one, welcome our black hole wielding overlords…

February 16th, 2010 ToyChicken No comments

I was just reading this interview with Kurzweil, on his theory of the ‘Singularity’ – which is concerning in its own way – but worryingly I fear for the life of one of the commenters ‘Yellowdingo’… who may have revealed a global conspiracy… I quote (but obviously don’t care to affiliate myself with the comments..)

yellowdingo on Dec 1, 2009 wrote:

String Theory invalidates Religion and Evolution.

  1. A singularity is the point of change in possibility.
  2. Time is the consequence of continuous change in possibility.
  3. The Universe Debris of Chnage in Possibility.
  4. Only life can create change in possibility, and only from outside the Universe.

What of the Singularity? Black holes expand forward and backward through time from point of origin.
So tomorrow when you wake up and realize that the people in government exposed voter after voter to black hole radiation so that their DNA went from Human to Dog. Then they forced you to register your Dog. So they get elected and we get despots who use black hole weapons on every citizen that gets in their way.
Every disease you will ever suffer from is a consequence of exposure to black hole radiation by others (you know them – they are in government – they elected themselves by erasing the people who didnt vote for them.

I admire his assertion that String Theory invalidates Evolution… I think more discourse is required on this shocking revelation.

Not quite sure what point 3 means, but I’ll assume it’s way over my head.

Then… well… what a kicker. I’m only existing because I’m a dog that voted for my current government… Damn…

Oh, time for walkies :)

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What scope creep looks like…

February 12th, 2010 ToyChicken No comments

The Hooded Claw So this is what I always think of, when somebody mentions ‘Scope Creep’… I used to think of Dick Dastardly, but Sylvester Sneakley’s duplicitous nature is a more fitting analogy :)

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Your money or your iLife

February 3rd, 2010 ToyChicken 2 comments

HighwaymanSo, Apple are trying to do for books what they’ve already done for music. That is, to ensure that you buy their books, on their hardware. An anti-Apple / anti-iPad rant? Join the queue you say… but this isn’t about Apple-bashing… They simply serve as a timely reminder about a common scenario.

No, this is going to turn into a privacy rant. I’m seriously beginning to believe that we, as web consumers are giving away far too much in the way of privacy. I’m not talking about rogue facebook apps that let my boss see that my sick day was actually a surf day, but something altogether more far-reaching.

I’d like you to imagine a world where Steve Jobs is retired, and Apple goes to seed (like it did before) and is on the brink of collapse. We all know from recent experience how quickly ‘profitable’ and ‘successful’ companies can go under. In this world, let’s say Apple gets taken over by GloboCom Industries – owned and run by a man with some very specific political leanings. People are grateful – their DRM-crippled music is still playable – their vendor specific eBooks are still readable.

So far so good. Except that suddenly, after my latest iPad/pod/phone update, my subscriptions are cancelled. Worse than that – content I’ve already paid for is unusable. I can’t seem to access my subscription to the Guardian, or my medical reference book on abortion. Perhaps my subscription to Guns’n'ammo won’t open without nannying warnings about gun control. Maybe my copy of TopGear magazine keeps flashing a green warning.

OK – so far – just frustrating. Possibly a feeling that you’ve been robbed, but, maybe you didn’t care that much about the back issues of the Nursing Times, or New Scientist. Perhaps your faith in your backup (printed) copies of the watchtower are enough to allay your fears of not being able to go back and read those inspirational articles once again.

Then comes the ‘Event’. The shooting; the innoculation scare; the paedo priest; the glacial meltdown; war / famine / disaster… A distinct group is singled out for media vitriol – Bankers, scientists, fundamentalists, mentalists, the left, the right, the poor or the rich… Under pressure from the media (also owned by GloboCom Inc) – masked as ‘public opinion’ – the government passes a bill to ‘watch’ those people, to ‘manage’ their exposure to society, to ‘outlaw’ that kind of thing…

This is the point at which you should be really worried that you let Apple know exactly what books you read, and where you bank, and where you live, and your email address. Next thing you know, there are reporters at your door from GloboCom News, or one of their subsidiaries. You’re plastered across front pages, with a hundred of your peers. The public are baying for your blood. The government offers / forces you to go to a ‘safe’ country. If you’d just be good enough to don this orange jumpsuit, and get on this plane… all for your protection of course.

So what?

I propose a system of trust. Apple don’t need to know what media I consume. I appreciate that good data is useful for recommending more stuff that i might buy – that’s fair enough – but do they need to know that my identity as ‘user 147340′ is actually Joe Bloggs, of blah-blah road, blah-city, UK? No, of course not. I simply identify myself to them as ‘user 147340′ when I log in (preferably not using my email address as a user ID) and they say ‘hey 147340 – we have some great new tunes for ya!’.

I’d like to see a privacy license, perhaps on the lines of the creative commons idea. Where the principles of the license are simple to understand, and clear for anyone, with human, computer and lawyer – friendly texts. Amongst other things they should outline:

1. Exactly what details are stored – specifically calling out personal data such as name, address, DOB, email.
2. What happens to your details when:
a) Company is taken over
b) Company goes into administration, or goes bankrupt.
3. A clear ‘exit strategy’ (what happens when you close your account) – specifying:
a) What happens to your stored details
b) what happens to DRM – controlled content that you might ‘own’
4. Who has access to your details – not just generic descriptions of ’3rd parties’ – but actually where you can see a log of when and where your data is sold (assuming you’ve given them permission to do just that).

With regard to number 3 – I once heard of a company online (sorry, can’t remember who), that when you delete your account they send you an XML file (or something similar) with all your details in. Why? So that you could, at any time, restore your account with the very same details – potentially re-enabling DRM’d content, or simply keeping all your same settings. To me this sounds like a good step towards better trust online.

My younger friends tell me that privacy is an outmoded idea. That living your life in public is all part of the facebook generation way. Maybe it is – but I don’t see that encouraging a little trust wouldn’t be a good idea… trust me, orange really isn’t my colour.

Further reading

Little BrotherCory Doctorow
OpenID
Privacy International

Update!

I’m not the only one that thinks privacy issues are ripe for investigation – Mozilla foundation obviously has similar concerns!

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9595_22-389340.html

Bento #6: No face, Kodama and Makkurokurosuke bento!

January 12th, 2010 ToyChicken 1 comment

Bento #6: No face, Kodama and Makkurokurosuke bento!

Seriously? This is one of the best Flickr sets that I’ve seen in a while… all your favourite Japanimation and Anime characters, rendered in the form of Bento. What more could you ask for.

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Now that’s what I call dancing…

December 7th, 2009 ToyChicken No comments

So this is what happens when you get me all excited with some great music, an ever-filling glass of champagne, and a neon headband. This only goes a small way to relieving the pressure of working on an insane project…

It’s an 80′s party…

December 4th, 2009 ToyChicken No comments


I know. It’s christmas time… Or at least it’s christmas party time…
This year there’s an 80′s theme.
Tricky for the boys, but i feel i’m there in spirit…
Should i be worried that i remember it all from the first time around?

Posted by ShoZu

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Giant bunnies invade Spital Square, London

November 20th, 2009 ToyChicken 1 comment

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I know, I know, I’m probably playing into the hands of some evil corporation, shamelessly using the power of cute rabbits to promote some monstrous scheme or product… but hey – they’re cute, and giant, and a little bit Chiho Aoshima – So I like ‘em…

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Breakfast?

November 13th, 2009 ToyChicken 1 comment

Breakfast?

Sometimes, when there’s nothing else in the fridge that takes your fancy, you have to resort to red wine and Hello Kitty drops…

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Scrollbars

November 9th, 2009 ToyChicken 1 comment

Should we ditch scrollbars in favour of draggy-droppy sort of interactions? I agree that scrollbars are a little unwieldy, and usually pretty ugly – but they don’t just provide us with an interface for moving the page up & down (unless you’re on a Mac), they also act as a visual clue as to how much content there is on a page, and a shortcut to get right from one extreme to the other. (i.e. from the top of the document, straight to the bottom, without reading all the stuff in between.)

I like the idea that we could do away with them though, and give over more screen-estate to content, rather that UI debris.

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Wave not drowning, yet.

November 4th, 2009 ToyChicken No comments

So, I’m a big fan of Wave. There I’ve said it. I knew I would be as soon as I heard about it. However after a few weeks of using it, I’m beginning to see some problems. The main one is the current dependency on a (good) browser. I dutifully installed Chrome, and Wave runs okay-ish on it, but slows up horribly if there’s many connections, or the Wave gets big.

I’m also finding it quite tricky to navigate my way through big Waves that have new commentss. But hey, perhaps that’s just new user inertia…

I’d be worried that Google thinks this is Chrome’s ‘killer app’ – which of course it could be. But it isn’t yet. I really want Wave to succeed – so is it feasible that Google should consider a specific desktop client for Wave?

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